Here is your handy guide to the many Drakisms that make life on Bell Street a constant riddle:
New Chicken: pork
Brown Chicken: beef
Kangaroo yogurt: wallaby brand plain vanilla yogurt.
Food with Holes: waffles
New Milky: cow milk (not formula or milk from mommy)
Woody's Buddy: Buzz Lightyear
Elephant Movie: "Ice Age"
Meemo: "Finding Nemo"
Green Food: kale
The White thing with the One Chicken Movie: the Wii
The Lots of Chicken Movie: "Chicken Run"
Loud Cereal: O's
Last Night: any time before right now.
The Red Guy: Santa
The Silly Man: Inspector Gadget
Movie with the Little Mans: "Snow White"
Emiwy: Emily or Emery; a constant source of confusion.
Other Peanut Butter: almond butter
The Green Green Green GREEN Movie: "The Grinch"
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ADDENDUM:
ReplyDeleteThe green guy and the white guy! - Also Buzz Lightyear
Not Mommy! - Also Buzz Lightyear
The RED movie! - Toy Story 2
The BIG BEAR movie! - The Jungle Book
I had no idea I was not Buzz Lightyear. That's pretty funny.
ReplyDeletePerhaps your rocket suit is a different color. The exact quote occurred during the start of Toy Story 2. Buzz, rocket belt blazing, appears as a ball of light in the distance. Drake shouts "WHO'S THAT? It's not MOMMY!!!"
ReplyDeleteYou were the only thing in the entire universe he could rule out.
Hmmm. Having trouble with blogger.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway,
Thoughts after writing this post are:
A) Drake watches too many movies
B) The class should practice using these new terms in a sentence. As in: " I want food with holes in it and new peanut butter while we watch the movie with the little mans that the red man brought.
C) correct answer to B is: "you didn't say please"
Well we are well into the wet and nasty season. Today I had to drag him inside twice when my back work out LONG before he did.
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