Comedy Hour

It's been a while since I've put up any great Drake quotes (mostly because lately they're all anatomy related. Totally funny, but not necessarily blog-able if I want to avoid attracting Creepy Internet Weirdos).
Here are a few good clean ones:



"Do you think there are Space Donkeys in outer space?"


"I'm Spongebob Spiderpants, and I can shoot water balls!!"


"My nightlight reflects the dreams and the dream catcher catches them.
When the sun comes up it melts the dreams.
My nightlight and dream catcher and the sun are all friends."


"I need to use up all of the other dreams before I can unlock the camping dreams in my head."


"Mommy do you know what a bargain looks like?"


(sympathetically) "Mommy, do you even know what plankton looks like?"


"Look Mommy! Me and baby are sharing (a treat)"
translation: I ate mine, and now I'm eating Baby's.


"I want to fall asleep in this book."


The name of the invisible elephant at Grandpa's house:
"Sausaloopypoop"