Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Funny boys

It's way past time for more funny kid quotes:


D: Samwich and Bamwich are rhyming words, mommy!
Me: Yes, but Bamwich isn't a word.
D: it's a word I made up for a sandwich that falls on the floor!

D: Mommy when I put soap on my ears it sounds like rain falling on the tarp when we 're camping

D: BRRRAAAAWWWWW
Daddy: Dont scare the dogs.
D: I wasn't. I was just trying to speak dog.

E: I need lour help, Mommy!
Me: What do you need help with?
E: I lost the Sunshine!


Ewan translator:

Loud Juice =smoothie
Poop Mouse = Mickey Mouse (because his picture is on the Huggies)
Road-bot = robot
Soup and Man = Superman
Jack Jack = jacket
Ping Pake = pancake
Rock Rock = rocket
Hot Teeth = mint toothpaste
Baby Teeth = kid's toothpaste



2 comments:

  1. Don't forget that the toast with sunbutter needs a "lid" (making it a samwich but not a bamwich).

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  2. And "Tiny shop" is the co-op with the red kid-sized grocery cart!

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