Things I have heard myself say recently:
"It's not nice to hit the dog with seaweed."
"You can play with yours, but please leave your brother's alone"
(yes, to what you're thinking.)
"Don't play the piano with your butt."
"No you can't live in Safeway."
"It's not broken, just sit on the potty a little bit longer."
"Because I don't really know what a shark butt looks like"
"If you lick me again I'm going to take your tongue and stick it in your ear."
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